It feels so good to be back at my desktop computer again.

Im the least dressed person in the house right now and aal I'm missing is shoes & socks.

Oh, I got to the "oh no, what was I saying when i was drunk" stage of sobriety faster than normal today.

The drunk just suddenly hit me like a truck (BERSEERRRRRKER) and oh god it is unreal ahhhhh fucskfkjgkrerw hahahah DRUNKDRUNKDURNKWQPSO DRUMK i must not drinkfor 10 minutes or so or i will definitely puke for realsies.

I just considered putting orange juice with my vodka and coke and then was immensely disappointed in myself for already being so tipsy as to want to mix mixers in such a disgusting way.

Apparently i can no longer hear "The House of the Rising Sun" without getting the theme song to Gilligan's Island stuck in my head.

I'm beyond freaked right now as Mom sent my link to THE ENTIRE SCHOOL and got a reply from the Head of School congratulating ME.

If anybody cares you can get a bunch of worse-than-bodice-rippers type of short stories/novelas for free on the B&N's nook.

Technically I'm only being a partial Do-Be as I'm cheating on my laptop's work w/ Mom's computer and my iPad.

This hurricane is boring and I'm bored.